Hydrocunt

A cunt so wet it could extinguish the sun

Now before you add in the chilli powder and nutmeg, it is very important that you dont splash in TOO much hydrocunt...

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by ugzz March 4, 2011

HydraCunt

A woman that is SO bitchy that it's attractive. The Queen Bee of the cunts.

Normally I would slap a bitch for acting like that but since she's a HydraCunt I think I'm kind of turned on.

by CarellaRoss October 15, 2011

Hydrocity

The 2nd zone in the hit 1994 game "Sonic the Hedgehog 3". An aquatic city underwater, resembles more of a temple. Pronounced "Hydro City" not "Hydrossity" because im not a f*cking moron.

You know, for a water level Hydrocity was pretty fun :D

by Sonic the Hedgehog 3 September 28, 2022

hypocunt

A compound word ("hypocrite" + "cunt") meaning a worthless woman who consistently says one thing and does another. Used as a noun.

That hypocunt says she likes to be with nice guys, but will dump them at the first sight of an asshole who will treat her like shit.

by Batrastard May 24, 2003

hydrosynthesis

When one stands in the shower like a vegetable as if the water will give you energy while scrolling through Tik Tok in a comatose state. This is a great time to put a bar of soap up your ass

Karen: Hey Courtneigh, why did you take four hours in the shower you stupid whore

Courtneigh: I was doing my hydrosynthesis you fucking boomer
Karen: Shove a bar of soap up your ass you unclean thot

by dinowaffle666 November 11, 2019

reverse hydrocution

According to Patrick Beja from Blizzard Entertainment and The Instance, it is the shock the body feels after the "Polar Bear Challenge", where an individual gets into a hot tub, then jumps into snow, then returns to the hot tub.

That's dangerous! Can't you get...like reverse hydrocution...er something

by theJdawg September 19, 2010

Hydrocopter

When you're all wet and you use helicopter dick as a method of drying yourself

"Sam, why are you crying?"
"Because Paul thought it'd be funny to throw out a hydrocopter and that water got in my mouth!"

by Mycatlego October 19, 2013