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hydrobation
Masturbation aided by water.
Doug: "Yo Yo Yo i was wackin it in the tub with the water flowing over my wang-no hands needed!"
Chantel: "Yeah G, i was working myself with the showerhead this morning. Those pulsating jets get the job done."
Doug/Chantel: "Hydrobation is the best!"
Chantel: "Yeah G, i was working myself with the showerhead this morning. Those pulsating jets get the job done."
Doug/Chantel: "Hydrobation is the best!"
hydrobation by Andrew/Jason XC February 22, 2009
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Hydrobaiting
Hydrobaiting by Vattify June 16, 2015
hydroxybutt
hydroxybutt by Jessin January 23, 2008
hydroautodefenestratiaphiliaphobiaphilia
To be sexually aroused by the fear of being sexually aroused by throwing oneself out of a window into water.
Rhys: Why did you masturbate while you jumped out of a window into the pool?: John: Sorry, I have hydroautodefenestratiaphiliaphobiaphilia, I just couldn't help myself. It runs in the family.
hydroautodefenestratiaphiliaphobiaphilia by lend_a_crackah_a_pencil May 7, 2014
reverse hydrocution
According to Patrick Beja from Blizzard Entertainment and The Instance, it is the shock the body feels after the "Polar Bear Challenge", where an individual gets into a hot tub, then jumps into snow, then returns to the hot tub.
reverse hydrocution by theJdawg September 19, 2010
hydroblunt
hydroblunt by kushsmoke October 2, 2009
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