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Hurting for a Squirting 

Sally was so horny after a big night, she was hurting for a squirting

Hurting for a squirting 

Hurting for a squirting : this is said when someone feels like haven't been laid in a while or looks like need to get smashed.
Freddy: wow I'm hurting for a squirting I haven't had sex in years .
Jenny: that guy is so hurting for a squirting ;)
Hurting for a squirting by TehPwn3r November 28, 2024

hurtin for a squirtin 

someone who would like to have sex. someone who is horny.
" yo, dat bitch said she wuz hurtin for a squirtin"
hurtin for a squirtin by kdizog August 16, 2006

hurtin' for a squirtin 

female in desperate need of an orgasm.
yo did you see the way she was dancing? Man that girl was hurtin' for a squirtin'

Hurtin for a Squirtin 

This is a very special kind of horny. It only happens at someones lowest moments. It can only be described as a very desperate type of person who needs a good fuck. Now don't be fooled this gal is not an ugg at all she's as sexy as they come but the gents are fucking blind and wont take her for a spin. So give a girl a good fuck and help her dust off those cobwebs because the pussy does not disappoint. Pull that hair and give that ass a smack because this woman does not lack.
Toby: I need a good fuck.

Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.

Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).

hurtin for a squirtin 

one who has diarrhea who must relieve themself
Man, dude, I ate taco bell last night and now I'm hurtin for a squirtin!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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