Hurdlin' 

The thing Joe Hawley was doing before Zubin died

Joe: *Bursts in the door* Rob!
Rob: Finally! Where have you?
Joe:...Hurdlin'
*Cue Joe hurdlin' montage*

Hurdlin' by The Gay Paradox November 18, 2020

nerf hurdlin turd burglar 

nerf hur·dlin' turd bur·glar
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun

One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.

Ex. "OMG, give that back you little nerf hurdlin turd burglar!!!"

nerf hurdlin turd burglar by lil-nugget January 22, 2014

hurdling in the Special Olympics

to trip over furniture while drunk.

I spilled my beer and sprained my ankle while hurdling in the Special Olympics.

hurdling in the Special Olympics by G. Humbert III June 11, 2006

Berlin Hurlin'

German food poisoning, forcing one to puke & squit out one's internal organs with vigor and venom

"Hey Rach, why aren't you in work this week?"

"Yo Carrie, I've been Berlin Hurlin'"

"Ewww gross, did you bring back any lederhosen?"

Berlin Hurlin' by DazCaz2 January 31, 2014

Herd Hurdling 

The act of hurdling over herds of animals; whether it is sheep in a pasture or antelopes in Africa.

Nathan practiced for the school track team by herd hurdling over the cows at his family's Colorado ranch.

Herd Hurdling by shish 101 April 4, 2005

Hurdling 

Sex position where the female bounces her ass on a guys dick and the dick goes in her ass.

Olivia wanted to try hurdling with chris to see if it hurt Chris's dick.

Hurdling by kluck March 11, 2015

Hurdling 

When a group of men (Herd) Huddles together to discuss a female.

The guys in the gym were hurdling and staring at the girl in the gym.

Hurdling by Hurdling June 8, 2021