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Huntaphobia

Huntaphobia - the fear of being hunted down by your fears or worst enemies! Mwhahahahah!
“I feel like someone is after me...”, “Maybe you have Huntaphobia!”.
Huntaphobia by AFKbunny1 June 16, 2018
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Hixtaphobia 

The fear of Jhope dropping his mixtape while you're either asleep, away from wifi, at work or at school. (Basically anything that keeps you away from SoundCloud LOL)
Hixtaphobia means I can't afford to sleep when there's a chance this mixtape will drop!

Humaphobia 

The fear of Humanity

This also means you have issues because your afraid of yourself
Billy Bob has humaphobia
Humaphobia by Not Romanap November 29, 2016

Cuntaphobia 

Shelly: So, have you and Raj done the dirty yet?
Kelly: No!
Shelly: Why not?
Kelly: He suffers from Cuntaphobia.
Cuntaphobia by F Meister May 15, 2006

hublaphobia 

When your scared of taking a massive dump. Being scared that the shit will be so large it could tear the asshole. Constantly thinking that the shit may tear the hole open so much the hole could form its own mind and take control over the hole. The hole will spread all the way under the gooch to the ballsack. After it reaches the ballsack it starts to eat away at the ballsack. first the hole will eat all the hair away from the sack and then go in for the kill. When going in for the kill the hole starts starts to take the reminants of the shit and dab it on the sack. Thereford the nutrients that are left in the poop will help make the skin around the sack healthy. New pub skin is very tender and very vulnerable. As the new little dickens are growing, the hole eats away at the sack and devours all the skin until the balls physically drop from the sack. After the male cannot produce any sperm, but can fuck the bitches down at the club and wont pregnate them. Then after the balls fall out the man will want to go out for a nice cup of tea and crumpets
Dude I am so scared to poop!
Why man?
I dont want hublaphobia!
Dude oh man dude i'm scared of that shit
Yeah I know my mom got it!
What happened?!
Her dick fell off! and then died from being to fat!
She was fat?
Yeah man she ate like fuckin 40 million crumpets a day
fuckin gumby
I'm gunna go fuck a cow man
Okay peace bra
hublaphobia by Biggy Bird :) October 9, 2012

Humaphobian

The fear of society's actions and the direction in which society is going.
With the political scene and political correctness today, I am really becoming a humaphobian.

hentaiphobia 

"Hey Bob, wanna come over and watch some Japanese Anime Porn?"
"Nah mate, you know I got hentaiphobia."
hentaiphobia by IThinkThatsGross January 6, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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