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Humpbumps

The new CDC-approved name for Monkeypox.
My friend Jeff got humpbumps from a rave in Chicago
by Jawwnny August 19, 2022
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humdumpster

a human with little or no social skills, and loves to tell lies. they also lack basic hygiene skills. standards towards women are minimal.
you are being a total humdumpster
by dampster December 25, 2010
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dumpbumps

a form of the goosebumps you get while taking a long awaited or very pleasing dump.
Jim:(Upon hearing cries from the bathroom) "Jeff are you okay"? Jeff: I'm fine. That one was so good, I got the dumpbumps!
by Billy Numer May 1, 2008
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Humpdump

The act of defecating after a person has engaged in anal sex and been the 'receiver'.

i.e. He did me in the ass so I took a humpdump on him.
Humpdump in your mouth yo!
by Jake Sklar November 28, 2004
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Hump Bumps

Genital sores or bodily bruising caused by vigorous or rough sex.
My dicks got the hump bumps today. She fucked me raw.

What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Humpburp

Humpburp is so cool! He's swagaid.
by DEkicuser June 20, 2021
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humpdump

The act of following these steps:

1) Ask a hot girl out.
2) Fuck her.
3) Dump her.
Hey man! I gave Courtney the good old humpdump!
by johnr69 March 24, 2009
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