Humpbumps 

The new CDC-approved name for Monkeypox.

My friend Jeff got humpbumps from a rave in Chicago

Humpbumps by Jawwnny August 19, 2022

humdumpster 

a human with little or no social skills, and loves to tell lies. they also lack basic hygiene skills. standards towards women are minimal.

you are being a total humdumpster

humdumpster by dampster December 25, 2010

dumpbumps 

a form of the goosebumps you get while taking a long awaited or very pleasing dump.

Jim:(Upon hearing cries from the bathroom) "Jeff are you okay"? Jeff: I'm fine. That one was so good, I got the dumpbumps!

dumpbumps by Billy Numer May 1, 2008

Humpdump 

The act of defecating after a person has engaged in anal sex and been the 'receiver'.

i.e. He did me in the ass so I took a humpdump on him.

Humpdump in your mouth yo!

Humpdump by Jake Sklar November 28, 2004

Hump Bumps 

Genital sores or bodily bruising caused by vigorous or rough sex.

My dicks got the hump bumps today. She fucked me raw.

What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.

Hump Bumps by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Humpburp 

swagaid

a very cool man

Humpburp is so cool! He's swagaid.

Humpburp by DEkicuser June 20, 2021

humpdump 

The act of following these steps:

1) Ask a hot girl out.
2) Fuck her.
3) Dump her.

Hey man! I gave Courtney the good old humpdump!

humpdump by johnr69 March 24, 2009