dumpbumps
Jim:(Upon hearing cries from the bathroom) "Jeff are you okay"? Jeff: I'm fine. That one was so good, I got the dumpbumps!
dumpbumps by Billy Numer May 1, 2008
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Dumphump
A dumphump occurs when you bang a chick while you're taking a dump. Shitting, wiping your ass, and then banging while sitting on the toilet is not considered a dumphump. You have to be in the process of shitting while banging for it to be considered a true dumphump. If you can time it out so that you blow a load as a huge turd is coming out, that feels great. A dumphump does not have to be performed on/over the toilet. You could fuck your girlfriend from behind and shit on your bedroom floor while doing it, and that would be considered a dumphump also. Basically, if you're shitting anywhere, while banging a chick, that is a dumphump. It's a little known fact that 32% of women have more intense orgasms when they are breathing in the smell of shit. If you haven't tried the dumphump yet, try it soon.
Todd: "Did you nail Rebecca yet you dirtbag?"
Ron: "I did more than bang her little guy, I dumphumped her at that frat party."
Ron: "I did more than bang her little guy, I dumphumped her at that frat party."
Dumphump by John Planet October 8, 2008
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dumpcumster
1. One who is often found publicly masturbating, oftentimes near gross areas, such as sewage treatment plants, or garbage dumps.
2. A cumster found in a dump
2. A cumster found in a dump
You: "Yo dude, did you see that guy jackin' off back there?"
Friend: "Yeah, he was a real dumpcumster"
Friend: "Yeah, he was a real dumpcumster"
dumpcumster by pikminion October 31, 2011
dumcumpster
Benny is a real dumcumpster who wouldn't get laid if it weren't for the drunken pursuit of buddies' discarded bobags.
dumcumpster by Russell Clark May 14, 2006
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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