Humpdump

The act of defecating after a person has engaged in anal sex and been the 'receiver'.

i.e. He did me in the ass so I took a humpdump on him.

Humpdump by Jake Sklar November 28, 2004

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humpdump

The act of following these steps:

1) Ask a hot girl out.
2) Fuck her.
3) Dump her.

Hey man! I gave Courtney the good old humpdump!

humpdump by johnr69 March 24, 2009

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a human with little or no social skills, and loves to tell lies. they also lack basic hygiene skills. standards towards women are minimal.

you are being a total humdumpster

humdumpster by dampster December 25, 2010

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That Joe gave the ho the ole HunpNdump

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When you have sex with a girl (or boy) and then run to the bathroom to unload a large duce

dude I just humpndumped a girl last night and totally clogged her toilet

Humpndump by LLKoolM July 3, 2009

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i had yor mom humped her then dumped her

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shaggin someone up the gaffer whilst using an adult return ticket and drinking a bottle of JD.

"i was once a bus stop humpbumper, now im married to elton"

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