When someone comes up from behind you and puts their arms around you as to hug you and then adds a pelvic thrust into your lower region.
We were in the garage and thought nobody was looking so I surprised my wife with a humphug...unfortunately our son caught us and asked what we were doing.
When you aproach someone in order to give them a friendly hug, and that person (hopefully of the opposite sex) practically sits on your lap. Commonly found in desperatepeople.
"hey you know that lisa chick? yeah, i hugged her and she gave me the time of my life! what a hump hugger."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'