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Humpshartwhale 

When you lie on your front. When you have diarrhoea and shart into the air.
Omg i just humpshartwhale”
Humpshartwhale by Ionadick October 13, 2019

humpstarted 

to bring on a girl's menstrual period by engaging in vigorous sex with her.
my boyfriend humpstarted me last night and now i'm a bloody mess!
humpstarted by pinkkatiekins June 15, 2010

Humpstart 

To wake your partner up with a sexual act.
I tried to humpstart my husband this morning, but the dog kept interrupting.
Humpstart by drunkatbreakfast February 10, 2010

humpstart 

to dry hump your parter until they aggree to put out. commonly used among young teenage boys on prom night. WARNING: alcohol may intensify the affects of humpstarting. use only under adult supervision.
i tried to humpstart my wife last night for 2 hours before she aggreed to let me get the buttcheese. THAT'LL LEARN HER!
humpstart by CAPPINSTABBIN October 17, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026