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A human being who is unmistakably also a moron.
"Did you hear that humoron trying to rationalize his vote for Trump?"
Humoron by ankowai April 20, 2017
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post humorous 

when you think of a good pun, joke, punch line or one-liner after the opportune moment of delivery. if one was to then say this joke, it would be lame and obsolete because the timing would be all wrong and the moment would have passed. typically happens when one is in an altered state of consciousness. i.e: a late joke which deserves no high fives..............if we still do that sort of thing.
Adj: post humorously
A friend had a post on facebook, " D - RUNK!!" I happened to be drunk at the time too so I commented, "Me too!!" I realized later that I was the first to comment and it would've been SLIGHTLY more funny if I had said, "Me Three!" That was post humorous.

Lame example, but there you have it. Still drunk.
post humorous by Nondey June 23, 2009

Humoroin 

A sense of humor so addicting you need it all hours of every day
He's like heroin, Humoroin, his humor is so addicting...
Humoroin by Futureghst-MJC March 31, 2011

humorous 

that maggie pollard girl is awfully humorous! she really makes me laugh and entertains me!

humoroussed

Expressing / showing/ or acting any forms of humor and or excitement
That was completely kopernicus, sure was a humoroussed moment. I'll never forget that wankernut's stupidity
humoroussed by E'rayn June 11, 2019
1. A unit of measurement used to determine the quality of a joke.

2. The increased level of amusement that you feel at a particular time.

1. Hmmm that was pretty funny, Tim. I'd give it 7 humoroids out of 10.

2. Oh this joke is peaking, I feel another humoroid coming along.

humoroid by Cunninleongus April 22, 2009

Humorous Duet Acting 

A Speech Category involving 2 (usually equally awesome) people performing a HILARIOUS cutting from a play (or book, but usually play) that will be around 8 minutes, but not more then 8 1/2.
My Humorous Duet Acting is so funny, that my partner and I got 5th in the Chicago Diocese for the CFL league and will be going to nationals in Baltimore, Maryland.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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