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1. An unholy combination of hungry and grumpy.

2. The level of hunger in which you are so starved, you lose all level of social awareness and are generally miserable and grumpy, until you've eaten.
I don't fucking care where we fucking eat, I'm fucking humgry.

"Wow, he's being a dick!"
"Cut him some slack, he hasn't eaten since breakfast."
"Yeah, motherfucker must be humgry"
Humgry by Stoutwalker December 7, 2009
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humgruffin

The act of using your lower lip as a shovel to clean smashed pie off the floor.

This is done without hands- to be properly humgruffin, you must rest your chin on the floor with your lip extended and propel yourself forward with your legs.
I dropped a pie last night, and before I could get the broom, Katie was humgruffin that shit up.
humgruffin by katiemurley January 14, 2011
This is something that you say when you want to show love to someone but just dont know how.
"I need some love, please love me!!"

"Humgru..."
humgru by KoaOmarr07 October 10, 2020

Humgobbler 

A Humgobbler (verb) is when someone is giving you a blowjob while gobbling like a turkey.
Damn, that girl gave me a humgobbler so good I bought them an H2 & decided to start celebrating Thanksgiving on our anniversary.
Humgobbler by MilkManMeachum July 28, 2021

humgover 

hungover written when being extremely hungover.
Amy was so drunk she wrote humgover instead of hungover.
humgover by sollyjim August 15, 2010
i'm humgry man!
humgry by kadee April 22, 2004
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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