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To be humble in your arrogance
I am the smartest man in the universe, and so are you! I am the smartest me! I am being extremely humgant in that statement. If I wasn't I wouldn't be able to finish this example it would stop at the 13th word ;)
humgant by Trivnew March 8, 2021
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humantaur 

A human-like creature with the body shape of a taur/centaur, wherein the entire body is completely human in physiology, except the body is also in the shape of a taur instead of being a traditional half human-half animal taur; complete with at least one extra torso and two extra legs (including the extra genitalia).

Being a currently fictional creature, humantaurs can be depicted in a variety of forms that are all variations on the one described above. The basic principal is that they are a literal human taur; this means at least four human legs. They can include extra features apart from the aforementioned extra pair of legs and torso, such as extra pairs of arms, even more pairs of legs, extra digits on their hands and feet, or even a few small animalistic body parts such as tails, horns and udders in some cases.

Humantaurs can be either male (boytaur), female (girltaur), or both. There is no set sex for humantaurs.
That humantaur has some really nice legs on them.
humantaur by IWIWAT March 28, 2023

hugantic 

bigger than ginormous, a fusion of huge and gigantic, while ginormous is a mix between enormous, and gigantic, while in most epinions, huge is bigger than enormous, therefore hugantic is more hugantic than ginormous
im tired of typing...TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORK BORK
hugantic by lukey August 15, 2003

humantropy

noun

1) A dismal outlook on the state of human condition and the expectation for further entropic degradation ultimately leading to chaos in all human relationships.

2) The state marked by which one is suspicious of all others, and lives in a fearful, Orwellian world.

3) Humantropy is the condition onset by disciples of the Aneristic Principle, whom suffering this illusion cannot appreciate the erisian lessons of discordianism and will therefore be fearful from any activity not strictly regulated in the arbitrary cosmos enforced by government fiat.

Etymology: human, + entropy
A victim of the pernicious humantropy meme suspects and distrusts everyone around him in society, leaving the victim with no true friends, and many questionable alliances.
humantropy by iceberg September 9, 2005
The biggest there is. A fusion of humongous, gigantic, and enormous. Superior to ginormongous dues to combining the same three words but with less syllables and letters, attaining a hugantous average per letter and syllable.
I've never seen anything that hugantous! Is it real?
hugantous by Funkystride August 26, 2007

hugantic 

modified contraction of huge + gigantic extremely enormous, esp. in size
This stadium is hugantic!
hugantic by Anonymous July 9, 2003

humantelope 

the hyperintelligent human antelope hybrid that was bread in a secret government lab in saskatchewan in the late 1970's, later migrating to the outskirts of the torronto area, continuing to haunt the suburban populus to this day
"he was like a humantelope in the headlights."
humantelope by superhumantelope November 1, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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