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humbullshit

a method of showing off or bragging by adopting a super humble attitude
Dad: "Congratulations son, you just won 2nd place at States!"
Kid: "Na, I only ran a mile in 4:38. That's not that good."
Dad: "Cut the humbullshit boy and go have victory sex with your girlfriend!"
humbullshit by Da Sperminator June 18, 2011
1) Girl's unexpected condition after Freudian slip happens
2) A state of mind when u disagree with something, but do not want to explicitly say it
3) A mood when u r so exhausted that u can't think, but still pretend u can
"darling how about anal sex" "hmm.." "lets see, whoops.." "hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!"

"(boring bla bla bla)" "hmm" "u are so hmmful! anyway, (more boring bla bla bla)"
hmmful by B^B December 26, 2009

humbulit 

A retard. Specifically one that is extremely stupid but on the inside is actually really smart. Has many street skills, and loves biking.
humbulit by humbulit May 16, 2023

humfuckery 

The art of doing nothing whilst pissing people off.
John would you stop all the humfuckery and do something useful.
humfuckery by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017

Humulesti 

Humulești, a village from town Târgu Neamț, Neamț Country, Western Moldavia, known for it gypsies. Humulești is called the "Mini Ferentari" originated from Ferentari (a neighborhood on the 5th Sector of Bucharest, Romania). Humulești has a bad reputation, known as the base of drug dealers and gypsies
I live in Humulesti.
Ohh you mean the Mini Ferentari?
Humulesti by eleyn0 November 7, 2021
a sex gun with no recoil that sex workers commonly use it

(hum-a-lum)
when a big dilf walks around with an humulum in new york
humulum by $CREAM April 15, 2023