Humbertico 

A fast ass mofo that runs fast as fuck. He has no problem telling belen they blow at every sport cuz he know they soft. He got pride in columbus and is part of one of the best teams in the nation. He also sleeps in mostly every class and is failing chemistry

-girl #1- Damn look at that kid run, hes sexy as fuhh. -girl #2- Yeah it must be humbertico

Humbertico by straitoffdaraft December 15, 2010

Humbertico 

Vete a echar una paja o nose pinga.

That guy looks like an Humbertico

Humbertico by dont@mekiddo July 29, 2019

Humberto

Humberto is a portuguese and spanish masculine given name of germanic origin. In german the meaning of the name is Big; bright. In other Terms: One hot mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to ride serious dick. Dominant and leader Psychotic in bed, thats why they named a hurricane after him. Loyal and faithful when it comes to love. Bipolar at times. Lovie dovie and passionately loves to love and flirt alot. Super Romantic when in a relationship and stubborn sometimes.

Damn that dude is Humberto, ain't he? That guy is fuckin crazy and fine.

Humberto by Super seductive January 26, 2017

Humberto

A name for anyone who is inherently awesome . Humbertos are known to be trustworthy and noble. They are full of courage and stamina . Humbertos are chivalrous and kind.

Woman : Ahhh that man stole my purse ?

Humberto: I'll get him!
Woman: Why,Humberto,you saved the day!

Humberto by i<3humbertoes February 4, 2012

HUMBERTO

A hot ass mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to ride serious dick.

Damn that dude is humberto, ain't he? That niggah is FINE!

HUMBERTO by Celeste Smith October 16, 2008

Humberto

Humberto is my best friend and will always be my best friend. Humberto is definitely the most unique and incredible person in this world. He has the biggest heart and no one can deny his extraordinary and hilarious personality. He has a way with making people feel so special. He's truly beautiful inside and out but not in a cocky way at all. Granted, he makes a lot of mistakes, mistakes that could be completely avoided, but he handles them with such grace and learns from them quickly. His strength shines through everyday and its extremely hard to block him out of your life once he's in it. Humberto is just Humberto. You have to love him, or love him.

Humberto is my best friend

Humberto by Hottest man aka humberto January 7, 2020

Humberto

Responsible motherfuckers and particularly serious, they expect to work on what they want in life and they do not appreciate the frivolity, laziness or the inconstancy of other people. They have a strong sense of duty and they need to be productive. They are very capable in practical work. Great friends and passionate lovers, they always are available to help you. They are usually good looking and they have a long penis.

-Hey, i want to know the coolest dude ever!
-You have to meet Humberto.

Humberto by Bachelor95 January 11, 2017