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humanships 

n. The relationships between humans on a level that recognizes the similarities inherent in all peoples.
We recognize today that the most important relationships in this world are the humanships that we all share, such as the need to love, live, and prosper.
humanships by vtwoogs January 6, 2009

humanophilia 

A psychological disorder in which a non-human lifeform experiences a sexual preference for humans.
My dog Rex won't stop humping your girlfriend's leg... he's a damn humanophiliac!

Kelloggs has fired several high profile individuals over the years for not properly representing the company in public. Michael Phelps was removed from their ad campaigns after he was caught smoking dope in public. Prior to that Toucan Sam got canned for being an E user and Tony the Tiger was fired for his humanophiliac tendancies.
humanophilia by pmbear February 7, 2009

humanology

The Study of Humans.
There is a student studying Humanology.

Humanship 

The way two or more persons or groups regard and behave towards each other based on inner similarities as humans not on outer differences, such as title, identity, role, function, belief, ethnicity, nationality, kinship, social class or hierarchical power position.
You may be rich and powerful, but that does not give you the right to disregard your humanship with the poor and the powerless.
Humanship by Ziad Aazam August 12, 2017

humantropy

noun

1) A dismal outlook on the state of human condition and the expectation for further entropic degradation ultimately leading to chaos in all human relationships.

2) The state marked by which one is suspicious of all others, and lives in a fearful, Orwellian world.

3) Humantropy is the condition onset by disciples of the Aneristic Principle, whom suffering this illusion cannot appreciate the erisian lessons of discordianism and will therefore be fearful from any activity not strictly regulated in the arbitrary cosmos enforced by government fiat.

Etymology: human, + entropy
A victim of the pernicious humantropy meme suspects and distrusts everyone around him in society, leaving the victim with no true friends, and many questionable alliances.
humantropy by iceberg September 9, 2005

humantelope 

the hyperintelligent human antelope hybrid that was bread in a secret government lab in saskatchewan in the late 1970's, later migrating to the outskirts of the torronto area, continuing to haunt the suburban populus to this day
"he was like a humantelope in the headlights."
humantelope by superhumantelope November 1, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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