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humanophilia 

A psychological disorder in which a non-human lifeform experiences a sexual preference for humans.
My dog Rex won't stop humping your girlfriend's leg... he's a damn humanophiliac!

Kelloggs has fired several high profile individuals over the years for not properly representing the company in public. Michael Phelps was removed from their ad campaigns after he was caught smoking dope in public. Prior to that Toucan Sam got canned for being an E user and Tony the Tiger was fired for his humanophiliac tendancies.
humanophilia by pmbear February 7, 2009
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hematophilia 

it is the act of being turned on by blood
love of vampires usually leads to hematophilia
hematophilia by jojomomma May 11, 2011
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Humilophiliac 

Someone who is turned on by being in very embarrassing situations or by being picked on and trolled in some way and deliberately asks to have an article on Encyclopedia Dramatica just because it would make them famous and that they'd consider it an 'honor'. Thinks that what is essentially just being trolled, harrassed and stalked and almost driven insane by said trolls is a good thing and personally thinks they themselves deserve it. Also they don't mind letting said trolls use them and take photos of their likely gross or under-developed private parts.
He loves being so humiliated so much. He's a humilophiliac.
Humilophiliac by MM132 April 21, 2016

Hematophilia 

Hematophilia is a term used to refer to a blood fetish, which is being turned on by the texture, taste, or appearance of blood
I think "hematophilia" is weird, i dont understand it at all
I am "hematophilic" i can explain it to you
Hematophilia by SillyVampire January 18, 2024
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