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humanophilia 

A psychological disorder in which a non-human lifeform experiences a sexual preference for humans.
My dog Rex won't stop humping your girlfriend's leg... he's a damn humanophiliac!

Kelloggs has fired several high profile individuals over the years for not properly representing the company in public. Michael Phelps was removed from their ad campaigns after he was caught smoking dope in public. Prior to that Toucan Sam got canned for being an E user and Tony the Tiger was fired for his humanophiliac tendancies.
humanophilia by pmbear February 7, 2009
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hematophilia 

it is the act of being turned on by blood
love of vampires usually leads to hematophilia
hematophilia by jojomomma May 11, 2011
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Humilophiliac 

Someone who is turned on by being in very embarrassing situations or by being picked on and trolled in some way and deliberately asks to have an article on Encyclopedia Dramatica just because it would make them famous and that they'd consider it an 'honor'. Thinks that what is essentially just being trolled, harrassed and stalked and almost driven insane by said trolls is a good thing and personally thinks they themselves deserve it. Also they don't mind letting said trolls use them and take photos of their likely gross or under-developed private parts.
He loves being so humiliated so much. He's a humilophiliac.
Humilophiliac by MM132 April 21, 2016

Hematophilia 

Hematophilia is a term used to refer to a blood fetish, which is being turned on by the texture, taste, or appearance of blood
I think "hematophilia" is weird, i dont understand it at all
I am "hematophilic" i can explain it to you
Hematophilia by SillyVampire January 18, 2024
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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