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humanophilia 

A psychological disorder in which a non-human lifeform experiences a sexual preference for humans.
My dog Rex won't stop humping your girlfriend's leg... he's a damn humanophiliac!

Kelloggs has fired several high profile individuals over the years for not properly representing the company in public. Michael Phelps was removed from their ad campaigns after he was caught smoking dope in public. Prior to that Toucan Sam got canned for being an E user and Tony the Tiger was fired for his humanophiliac tendancies.
humanophilia by pmbear February 7, 2009
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hematophilia 

it is the act of being turned on by blood
love of vampires usually leads to hematophilia
hematophilia by jojomomma May 11, 2011
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Humilophiliac 

Someone who is turned on by being in very embarrassing situations or by being picked on and trolled in some way and deliberately asks to have an article on Encyclopedia Dramatica just because it would make them famous and that they'd consider it an 'honor'. Thinks that what is essentially just being trolled, harrassed and stalked and almost driven insane by said trolls is a good thing and personally thinks they themselves deserve it. Also they don't mind letting said trolls use them and take photos of their likely gross or under-developed private parts.
He loves being so humiliated so much. He's a humilophiliac.
Humilophiliac by MM132 April 21, 2016

Hematophilia 

Hematophilia is a term used to refer to a blood fetish, which is being turned on by the texture, taste, or appearance of blood
I think "hematophilia" is weird, i dont understand it at all
I am "hematophilic" i can explain it to you
Hematophilia by SillyVampire January 18, 2024
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026