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Humanphile

A Animal that has a crush on a human(THIS IS A JOKE)
That cat is a humanphile
by THISISAJOKELOLMAKX March 20, 2022
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humanpole

Poles hold items like stop signs, yield signs, construction signs. A humanpole stands on the highway with things like stop signs, yield signs, construction signs. Humanpoles replace metal and wooden poles in construction areas. What makes them so special, is that drivers are more likely to respond to the sign held by a humanpole over a metal pole. The basic job of a humanpole is to impose the threat of killing a human as opposed to a metal pole. Humanpoles are a suicide trap and are generally seen smoking.
I was driving down the highway when we were reduced to one-lane, I almost killed this guy holding the merge sign standing on the road, it was a humanpole, so I had to slow down.
by jsharkey February 5, 2009
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humanophilia

A psychological disorder in which a non-human lifeform experiences a sexual preference for humans.
My dog Rex won't stop humping your girlfriend's leg... he's a damn humanophiliac!

Kelloggs has fired several high profile individuals over the years for not properly representing the company in public. Michael Phelps was removed from their ad campaigns after he was caught smoking dope in public. Prior to that Toucan Sam got canned for being an E user and Tony the Tiger was fired for his humanophiliac tendancies.
by pmbear February 7, 2009
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humanphobe

A person who hates the world and all the people in it but has a certain feeling for one race. Will act like they like stuff or love stuff just to seem like they have a heart. Insane personality but will act quiet and a dark imagination.
He is a humanphobe. He told me.
by See me not October 25, 2015
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