humanphobe 

A person who hates the world and all the people in it but has a certain feeling for one race. Will act like they like stuff or love stuff just to seem like they have a heart. Insane personality but will act quiet and a dark imagination.

He is a humanphobe. He told me.

humanphobe by See me not October 25, 2015

Humaphobia 

The fear of Humanity

This also means you have issues because your afraid of yourself

Billy Bob has humaphobia

Humaphobia by Not Romanap November 29, 2016

humanpole 

Poles hold items like stop signs, yield signs, construction signs. A humanpole stands on the highway with things like stop signs, yield signs, construction signs. Humanpoles replace metal and wooden poles in construction areas. What makes them so special, is that drivers are more likely to respond to the sign held by a humanpole over a metal pole. The basic job of a humanpole is to impose the threat of killing a human as opposed to a metal pole. Humanpoles are a suicide trap and are generally seen smoking.

I was driving down the highway when we were reduced to one-lane, I almost killed this guy holding the merge sign standing on the road, it was a humanpole, so I had to slow down.

humanpole by jsharkey February 5, 2009

Hamaphobe 

Someone who has a phobia of ham.

ie. Did you guys see Olivia? She cowered in fear when she saw that ham sandwich. What a hamaphobe!

Hamaphobe by sabbocheek January 22, 2013

Humanphile 

A Animal that has a crush on a human(THIS IS A JOKE)

That cat is a humanphile

Humanphile by THISISAJOKELOLMAKX March 20, 2022

homaphobe 

Mispelling of homophobe

homaphobe by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Humaphobian

The fear of society's actions and the direction in which society is going.

With the political scene and political correctness today, I am really becoming a humaphobian.

Humaphobian by Arawn Buchanan May 1, 2018