human piñata

Pooping candy whilst having people hit you with Wiffle ball bats in a kickball game

Nate was a pink human piñata this week

human piñata by booze OG May 5, 2013

Human piñata

Noun - A person who has frequent sex with a large variety of people. Someone who gets banged a lot.

My friend was a human piñata last weekend. She had sex with five guys.

Human piñata by Abe505 February 15, 2020

human pinata 

when a Mexican midget eats a lot of candy. Then he dances until he throws it up.

Yesterday at the club, I saw a human pinata.

human pinata by PapaALiu September 8, 2013

human pinata 

The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.

Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.

human pinata by AnythingForMemes January 6, 2017

Human Pinata 

A human pinata is like a regular pinata except instead of bashing a nonliving pinata with a stick, you bash a human with a stick over and over again. Just like when candy pops out, you succeed by making guts and blood pop out. If the human dies, you know you did it correctly.

Viva de Human Pinata! Yay!!!

Human Pinata by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025

the human piñata 

christian novelli but also @damndodie_

someone: look at the human piñata over there!
damndodie_: that's just christian

the human piñata by damndodie_ January 5, 2017