the human piñata

christian novelli but also @damndodie_

someone: look at the human piñata over there!
damndodie_: that's just christian

by damndodie_ January 5, 2017

Human piñata

Noun - A person who has frequent sex with a large variety of people. Someone who gets banged a lot.

My friend was a human piñata last weekend. She had sex with five guys.

by Abe505 February 15, 2020

human piñata

Pooping candy whilst having people hit you with Wiffle ball bats in a kickball game

Nate was a pink human piñata this week

by booze OG May 5, 2013