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humammal 

An animal or pet, I hook up with all the time. Should be a mammal like a cat or a hamster or dog.

abbreviation of "hu" (hook up) plus the word "mammal"
This cat is the only humammal I have.

Am I an human, only because I as a man hook up with my girl and should she not be my huwoman then? And the cat I hug is my humammal ?
humammal by franz tea January 26, 2013
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Humammalammadingnohomodong 

A penis that only responds to real female energy.
After the blindfold test, none could deny that his perfect penis only responded to female affection and gained new respect for the natural phenomenon known as a Humammalammadingnohomodong.

Humammalties

Playful mispronunciation or parody of “humanities,” referring to the academic subject.
"I've got humammalties after lunch"
Humammalties by KmohHasOpps August 17, 2026
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