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farquad by jimbo jim bob March 22, 2017
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Farquad is a shithed and deserve to get crotch bugs from being a loser. shrek is superior and farquad shouldn't even try cause he's only 2 feet tall. that dumbass is so ugly with his shitty bowlcut hair. can't even marry a girl who likes him back
farquad sucks ass
Farquad by shrekbabies4 March 18, 2020
Someone or something that is idiotic or downright stupid. Another meaning is someone who is noticeably shorter than the average human population.
Your such a farquad!
Farquad by MeHow27 November 22, 2009
When you're hitting on a girl and then your buddy or some random jabrone ends up going home with her.
Dude, did you hear about Bob getting totally farquaded by the jabrone in the affliction shirt last night?
Farquad by The crazy cowboy August 16, 2009

FarQUAD Friday 

Getting your ass to the gym on a Friday night, with the sole purpose of burning up your fucking quads.
Yo, bitch....get on your crop-top and short shorts, pack your shit and shoot your pre...I'll pick you up in 10 minutes...it's FarQUAD Friday mother fucker .
FarQUAD Friday by W3rddd May 23, 2025

Lord Farquad 

Only The most sexy prince on the whole world, he is no where as sexy as the beast himself,Shrek, but can still get any trap or thot he wants. He is a total beast and has a 8 pack of abba
Thot 1: Did you watch Shrek 1
Trap 1: yeah it was so much better than my favorite anime Cars 3, lord farquad has such a nice 8 pack, though Shrek is still sexier

daddy_farquad_ltu 

Someone who has a piss kink and simps for many game or anime characters but doesn't get any bitches in real life.
daddy_farquad_ltu: I would die for dio to let me suck his scepter

Normal person: you good there?
daddy_farquad_ltu by Some1dum March 9, 2022
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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