farquad

a sudden jizz

i just farquaded in my pants

farquad by jimbo jim bob March 22, 2017

Farquad

Farquad is a shithed and deserve to get crotch bugs from being a loser. shrek is superior and farquad shouldn't even try cause he's only 2 feet tall. that dumbass is so ugly with his shitty bowlcut hair. can't even marry a girl who likes him back

farquad sucks ass

Farquad by shrekbabies4 March 18, 2020

Farquad

Someone or something that is idiotic or downright stupid. Another meaning is someone who is noticeably shorter than the average human population.

Your such a farquad!

Farquad by MeHow27 November 22, 2009

Farquad

When you're hitting on a girl and then your buddy or some random jabrone ends up going home with her.

Dude, did you hear about Bob getting totally farquaded by the jabrone in the affliction shirt last night?

Farquad by The crazy cowboy August 16, 2009

FarQUAD Friday 

Getting your ass to the gym on a Friday night, with the sole purpose of burning up your fucking quads.

Yo, bitch....get on your crop-top and short shorts, pack your shit and shoot your pre...I'll pick you up in 10 minutes...it's FarQUAD Friday mother fucker .

FarQUAD Friday by W3rddd May 23, 2025

Lord Farquad 

Only The most sexy prince on the whole world, he is no where as sexy as the beast himself,Shrek, but can still get any trap or thot he wants. He is a total beast and has a 8 pack of abba

Thot 1: Did you watch Shrek 1
Trap 1: yeah it was so much better than my favorite anime Cars 3, lord farquad has such a nice 8 pack, though Shrek is still sexier

Lord Farquad by Thiccc Giraffe Necc May 16, 2018

daddy_farquad_ltu 

Someone who has a piss kink and simps for many game or anime characters but doesn't get any bitches in real life.

daddy_farquad_ltu: I would die for dio to let me suck his scepter

Normal person: you good there?

daddy_farquad_ltu by Some1dum March 9, 2022