Jul 1 Word of the Day
sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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The tard karted mormonized version of fuckwad, similar to the mormon adaptation of shit ("shucks")

Ex:
Human: "What the hell you faggy bike riding fuckhole! Get away from my door!"

Mormon: "Shut up farquad i gots a message from jeezuz!"

Human: <beats the shit out of faggy bike riding fuckhole>
by number42 March 30, 2010
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Someone or something that is idiotic or downright stupid. Another meaning is someone who is noticeably shorter than the average human population.
by MeHow27 November 22, 2009
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Farquad is a shithed and deserve to get crotch bugs from being a loser. shrek is superior and farquad shouldn't even try cause he's only 2 feet tall. that dumbass is so ugly with his shitty bowlcut hair. can't even marry a girl who likes him back
by shrekbabies4 March 18, 2020
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When you're hitting on a girl and then your buddy or some random jabrone ends up going home with her.
Dude, did you hear about Bob getting totally farquaded by the jabrone in the affliction shirt last night?
by The crazy cowboy August 16, 2009
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