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farquad

a sudden jizz
by jimbo jim bob March 22, 2017
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Farquad

Farquad is a shithed and deserve to get crotch bugs from being a loser. shrek is superior and farquad shouldn't even try cause he's only 2 feet tall. that dumbass is so ugly with his shitty bowlcut hair. can't even marry a girl who likes him back
farquad sucks ass
by shrekbabies4 March 18, 2020
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Farquad

Someone or something that is idiotic or downright stupid. Another meaning is someone who is noticeably shorter than the average human population.
Your such a farquad!
by MeHow27 November 22, 2009
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Farquad

When you're hitting on a girl and then your buddy or some random jabrone ends up going home with her.
Dude, did you hear about Bob getting totally farquaded by the jabrone in the affliction shirt last night?
by The crazy cowboy August 16, 2009
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FarQUAD Friday

Getting your ass to the gym on a Friday night, with the sole purpose of burning up your fucking quads.
Yo, bitch....get on your crop-top and short shorts, pack your shit and shoot your pre...I'll pick you up in 10 minutes...it's FarQUAD Friday mother fucker .
by W3rddd May 23, 2025
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Lord Farquad

Only The most sexy prince on the whole world, he is no where as sexy as the beast himself,Shrek, but can still get any trap or thot he wants. He is a total beast and has a 8 pack of abba
Thot 1: Did you watch Shrek 1
Trap 1: yeah it was so much better than my favorite anime Cars 3, lord farquad has such a nice 8 pack, though Shrek is still sexier
by Thiccc Giraffe Necc May 16, 2018
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daddy_farquad_ltu

Someone who has a piss kink and simps for many game or anime characters but doesn't get any bitches in real life.
daddy_farquad_ltu: I would die for dio to let me suck his scepter

Normal person: you good there?
by Some1dum March 9, 2022
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