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Hummstabating 

Masturbating whilst humming a popular tune or rhythm.
Myles was Hummstabating to the theme of The Simpsons whilst thinking of Megan naked.
Hummstabating by Htimsailed April 8, 2015
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THE MOST POWERFULL PERSON ALIVE. Known for making everyone laugh and happy, they are very famous. Huhsaiki is also know for her pink hat. Huhsaiki loves the color pink.
"EAH ESA NO ES HUHSAIKI?? ella tiene poderes"
huhsaiki by Spagogy November 21, 2021

Your breath hums 

Used by an elite group of individual meaning someone’s breath smells, or used as an insult
Nathan: (starts talking)
Max: OMG Nathan brush your teeth, your breath hums

Or

Nathan: (starts arguing)

Max: OMG shut up your breath hums
Your breath hums by Your breath December 9, 2019
Stands for "hot and heavy makeout session," the ultimate weapon in your fooling-around-without-having-sex arsenal. Requires horizontal positioning, and may include dry humping and/or second- or third-bases (but not mouth-to-genital contact, cause that's ho shit).
I really liked him, but it was our first date so I didn't want to bang. We had a sweet HHMS, though.
HHMS by HHMSpirate February 23, 2011
A simple stick person with an unusually large smile with small and wide eyes ;usually adorable
That's a cute humson! How'd you draw it?!

Mitchum-Humsterfumper Disease 

Mitchum-Humpsterfumper Disease, whereby a person is completely unable to process or rationalize the existence of eggs or egg byproducts.
Cloefus; Whoa, that bitch just got a plate of poached eggs dumped on her by that clumsy ass waitress, and she ain't doing nothing 'bout it, except stuffing her pie hole... Leroy; Man, that chick prolly has Mitchum-Humsterfumper disease, and she don't care 'bout no eggs running down her forehead! Yo