Hummstabating 

Masturbating whilst humming a popular tune or rhythm.

Myles was Hummstabating to the theme of The Simpsons whilst thinking of Megan naked.

Hummstabating by Htimsailed April 8, 2015

Hummustabating

The act of arousing one's genitilia by using Hummus

Thomas was hummustabating again last night.

Hummustabating by GeorgeBendy June 9, 2020