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hughes net 

a shitty internet that aint worth shit
GUY1, hey you watching porn
kyle, no i exeded the fucking fap metter on hughes net

Hughes Net 

shittyest excuse for a ISP there is, yes it even out shits AOL. They make there money from scamming those who live in peace, where DSL or cable is not available, Claiming to be "high speed" internet. With a bandwidth cap of 425megabytes you can download in a day before it actually goes slower then dial up speeds,and blazing speed of 1mps, which is usually about 15kbps if you on a good day. (which is the highest limit\spped at EIGHTY dollars a month 80$)


Not to mention the shitty tech, support in India, those who continually tell you "power cycle" your system which is just turning it off and on.

And if you plan on playing ANY form of online game you will have better luck if you attempted to sign on to it after plugging your computer into a cows ass. High latency and ping = fucked.
I want to download some songs, *downloads like 3* WTF WHY IS IT GOING SO SLOW... *30min l8ter* omg google loaded..

*Calls tech support* yeah why is it going so slow? Them (in very hard to understand Indian accent): Have you tried power cycling your modem sir? Me: yeah only about 100 times Them: ok sir please power cycle your machine. Me: FINE ill do it ONE MORE... *moments l8ter* wow that DIDNT FIX it. Them: Have you tried restarting your computer? me: FUCKING INDIAN BASTERES HOW THE FUCK IS THAT GONA HELP IF YOU TOLD ME TO DO 34958435908 OTHER TIMES AND IT STILL DONT WORK?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Them: Thank you for calling hughes net.
Hughes Net by Hallowed be thy name February 28, 2009

hughestatorship

state of fear involving much academic practice in literature.
Our teacher is so harsh, it's like we're living in a hughestatorship.
hughestatorship by Moon2E February 12, 2010

Hughesie 

A very tall guy who is somewhat awkward and lanky. He can mosy better than anyone else. He is hated by some people for absolutley no reason but he is generally liked for his smart arse comments and kind nature.
That guy's a little odd, but pretty funny, he must be a hughesie.
Hughesie by turnrat April 29, 2011

Hughesmeister 

A blonde haired sexy beast a hughesmeister must be hung like a giraffe and also be able to knock someone out with ease
JP WAS getting big until he met the hughesmeister. He never walked again

Hughesed On 

- to one up someone

- tell a story in which the teller makes themselves seem superior to you when actually they are a raging slut
Person 1: "Dude, I just got a new car!"
The Hugheser: "Yeah, well I just got two new cars and a super cool boyfriend, and I have a lot of friends."
Person 1: "Damn, I just got Hughesed On" (mutters to self)
Hughesed On by Yeah brahh August 4, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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