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Hughesnet 

An internet provider that is less than or equal to a potato
Hughesnet is so terrible it took me seven hours to download Half-Life: Source

Hughesmeister 

A blonde haired sexy beast a hughesmeister must be hung like a giraffe and also be able to knock someone out with ease
JP WAS getting big until he met the hughesmeister. He never walked again

Hughesing 

The act of falling asleep while engaged in a group activity or video game
When Brandon‘s character stops moving and the rest of us are continuing forward, he’s probably hughesing
Hughesing by Coda Calypso January 7, 2020

Hughesing 

Not coming to working on a regular basis
I won’t be at work tomorrow, I will be Hughesing.

Alex-Hughesing 

The act of dispatching one's bodily fluids all over someone else's thighs so they are fully drenched.
I was Alex-Hughesing all over my thick tom boy girlfriend last night it was wild.
Alex-Hughesing by lil unit August 14, 2023

Hughesed On 

- to one up someone

- tell a story in which the teller makes themselves seem superior to you when actually they are a raging slut
Person 1: "Dude, I just got a new car!"
The Hugheser: "Yeah, well I just got two new cars and a super cool boyfriend, and I have a lot of friends."
Person 1: "Damn, I just got Hughesed On" (mutters to self)
Hughesed On by Yeah brahh August 4, 2010