how-the
Said when something happens that you basically cannot understand, particularly in reference to a guy dating a girl who is completely out of his league - "how the the hell did that happen?"
how-the by coldshoulder March 31, 2009
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How the turn tables
Michael Scott's way of saying how the tables have turned. It is used when you are trying to reference The Office, or if you are simply being stupid.
How the turn tables by imveryveryshort October 21, 2019
How the cow ate the cabbage
How the cow ate the cabbage by 911whodis December 1, 2021
how the hell should I know?
An aggitated responce for when someone asks you a question you cannot possibly know the answer to. Usually said in a tone that is more or less telling the person to fuck off.
how the hell should I know? by anonymous October 18, 2004
How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary?
I just tried to add a local Urban Slang for the word "Gee Mail", mail that's meaningless to everyone BUT the sender, BUT:
"How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary?"
"How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary?"
How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary? by Webserf October 21, 2012
How The Grinch Stole My Virginity
How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.
I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity
How The Grinch Stole My Virginity by LordShrakman December 16, 2018
how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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