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How's you 

A grammatically incorrect phrase used as the second line of an internet conversation. It originated as dialect from the Shropshire area of England but has become more widespread over the past 10 years. How's you is an abbreviated version of "how is you". This is how a poorly educated person would ask "How are you"
Person 1: Hello.

Person 2: hi
Person 1: How's you
Person 2: I am still capable of forming grammatically correct sentences. How are you?
How's you by The Oracle November 16, 2014
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How's You 

Boy1:How's you?
Boy2: Fine thanks
How's You by Kenzoos December 19, 2010

How's you? 

A flirty way of asking: How are you? ☺
Sam: "Heyy, how's you?"
Will: "Heyyy, I'm goood. How's youu?"
How's you? by JadeDragon01 November 27, 2021

How's by you? 

How are you doing?
How YOU doin'?

From the yiddish, vi geyts bay dir?
Nu? How's by you? Me? I'm fine. Don't be a pischer. How's by you?
How's by you? by Logan2 May 14, 2008

And that's how you land a plane 

When you complete something like a boss ass bitch
Girl: *hooks up with a hot guy at a frat party*
Girl: and THAT'S how you land a plane

it's not the size, it's how you use it

something people with small penises say
Guy 1: "If you really want to please a girl, it's not the size, it's how you use it!"

Guy 2: "STFU tiny dick."

Woah...That's How You Make a Shoe 

Used when someone is really fuckin' amazing at something.
JD: "I got a 100 on my pre-calc test!"
Me: "Woah...that's how you make a shoe."
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