houseclub

1. A club with no name or with merely a simple logo which has reached a mass audience with little publicity.

2. A residence renowned for parties that they seem to be so frequent, nearly every night.

1. "That houseclub was well hot, must go there again."

2. "Nextdoor is such nightscene it might as well be a houseclub."

by shards-of-glass November 5, 2008

housecunt

An able, snobby lady of childbearing age that, out of laziness, spends her days shopping instead of making any useful contributions to society.

I had the day off and took the kids to the zoo. The place was packed with housecunts.

by kcolc February 12, 2014

Househub

Short for house husband or manbitch; the husband who stays at home all day to play games with the kids or possibly dumps them on his neighbors to play hockey with his friends while his career oriented wife rakes in the mula. He comes home just in time to act like the disciplinarian in front of his wife just to get his sexual urges met.

Wife 1: I'm so lucky to have a househub, I don't need to pay costs of a nanny.
Wife 2: Mine made me a sandwich this morning
End

by PseudoWOODO May 15, 2015

Profile Housecleaning

Untagging yourself from less than desirable pictures on Facebook or deleting or changing certain aspects of your Facebook profile to make yourself seem cooler/better looking/funnier etc.

Person 1: Hey I tried to tag you in a couple photos from the new years album but it said you had already untagged yourself.

Person 2: Ya just doing a little profile housecleaning. I decided they were bringing my Facebook average down.

by RR360 January 12, 2010