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House mate

When a dude has no place to stay with two kids, you let him move in to your house too fuck for rent.
Hey house mate whats for breakfast bitch.

Hey I got no place to stay, it alright come be my house mate.
by Kittyburner101 May 30, 2018
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comcast housemates

when five formerly heterosexual college-age men, all hot studs, get horny for each other and live together in a house where they get phone, internet and cable television service from telecommunications giant comcast corp, and pay for it by sucking each other off, all while bickering amongst themselves.
i'll need to see your credit scores if you want to rent this property. i want to make sure you can pay me rent and aren't just a couple of goddamn comcast housemates.
by Charleez September 23, 2007
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housemate

This term, commonly used by college-age students, is someone you share a house with (or, less commonly, an apartment).

These people were, to my knowledge, formerly known as "roommates," in virtually all contexts.

Housemate seems to be merely one of the many trendy terms being tossed around these days.

Here are possible reasons for this word's existence:

A) Perhaps it's supposed to have less of the negative stigma that the word "roommate" seems to carry with it.

B) Also possible is that roommate implies a closer relationship/friendship than simply housemate.
John, Dave, and Bill were looking for another housemate to share in the rent.

That guy across the hall, he's my housemate.
by kirE August 24, 2007
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housemate fucker

Dude who lives with you but fucks you over with rent and bill money - and then lies about it.
Using bill money to Gamble on the Greyhounds.
by Kathryn Marnell August 17, 2004
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housemaster

The hero that looks like a slice of bread, responsible for all things surrounding the Arfenhouse.
by H Hog September 5, 2003
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housemaster

A hero who looks like a piece of bread with red square eyes and a curved line for a mouth. Has a green shirt with a purple collar, blue pants and yellow square fists. Speaks horrible english and is the main character in Arfenhouse.
"Housemaster, I--" *CRASH* - Joseph, Arfenhouse the Movie.
by horror_blood October 26, 2003
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Housemate Roulette

A game of chance when moving into a new house or halls (e.g: into university accommodation or college dorms) and not knowing anyone that you will be living with.. and just hoping you get lucky with your house/flat mates.
A male student on a floor with a higher ratio of boys to girls = Losing housemate roulette

A male student on a floor with a higher ratio of girls to boys = Winning housemate roulette
by Dale23 August 28, 2011
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