House fly

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House fly, Where someone acts as a fly and vomits on their partners genitalia and rubs it over them before eating it like a fly.

Girl number 1: I used the house fly on my boyfriend last night.
Girl number 2: interesting, I used the Polynesian shake with mine.

House fly by Arealonewasherejustknow January 3, 2026

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House Fly Mohawk

When you're banging your chick, take your balls and put one in each of her eye sockets then throw your dick right down the middle of her head.

Ever show your girl the house fly mohawk

House Fly Mohawk by punkisdead83 February 8, 2010

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Hung like a horse-fly

Small penised.

Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.

Girl 2: Bummer.

Hung like a horse-fly by SHLA June 30, 2012

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horse fly

A large insect that will bite you at the first opportunity. They are a half inch to an inch long, triangular, and carnivorous. When they bite you they take out a chunk of flesh and inject venom. The area around the bite will hurt for around five days.

Sarah got bitten by a horse fly, and found it painful to walk for a week.

horse fly by feesdanse June 1, 2011

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mexican horse fly

when a man inserts a fly into his urethra before performing sexual acts upon vagina, quickly pulling out and then sticking in the anus when about to ejaculate, releasing the fly into woman's asshole projecting the fly throughout her body and out her mouth. (successful if fly remains alive).

The male prostitute performed the infamous "mexican horse fly" on a very satisfied customer.

mexican horse fly by chives4u5647 November 9, 2010

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Horse Fly

A man who enjoys sex with horses.

That Horse fly over there is fucking that horse in the ass.

Horse Fly by Texyriffic November 15, 2010

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House of flying niggers

When a whole bunch of niggers get into a fight and start throwing each other all over the place.

Based on the movie House of flying daggers

Guy 1: Damn Taequon just called Jamal a bitch ass nigga

Guy 2: Holy shit this place is about to become a house of flying niggers.

House of flying niggers by Roc18 August 11, 2009

countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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