horsefly

a guy that just doesn't take the hint after being rejected and follows you everywhere - to the point where all you can think of is how to get rid of him

closely related to: bamsee fly

Mike turned out to be a stalker. Where ever I go, he's there!

I told you he's a horsefly...

by powderaddicted June 15, 2010

Horsefly

A huge fly commonly found near horse dung.

That fly was as big as a horse. It was a horsefly.....

by J. Wright January 20, 2006

Horsefly

A person who thinks horses are fly. Or a person who is obsessed with horses.

That girl Kelsey is a horsefly!

by bvrunner32 January 21, 2009

horsefly

a guy that doesn't take the hint and follows you everywhere - to the point where it gets so annoying that all u can think of is how to get rid of him

closely related to: bamsee fly

he's such a stalker- where ever i go he's there! it's like having a fucking horsefly around!

by powderaddicted June 15, 2010

an african horsefly

having excessively rough and raw-dog anal sex in an apartment/hotel

before the male finishes, he sicks is bare bottom out the window, and his partner gives him a blumpkin, and the fecal matter proceeds to fall down to earth.

then he throws his partner out the window and into the poop

bro 1: bro, where's your bitch?
bro 2: bro, she's in the hospital, bro!
bro 1: bro!, is your bitch okay?
bro 2: nah, bro, my bitch got 10 broken bones and a coma
bro 1: bro, what happened?
bro 2: we rented a room on the top floor, and we pulled an african horsefly.
bro 1: nice.
bro 2: nice.

by most amazing pseudonym ever!!! November 8, 2009

Hung like a horse-fly

Small penised.

Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.

Girl 2: Bummer.

by SHLA June 30, 2012

horse fly

A large insect that will bite you at the first opportunity. They are a half inch to an inch long, triangular, and carnivorous. When they bite you they take out a chunk of flesh and inject venom. The area around the bite will hurt for around five days.

Sarah got bitten by a horse fly, and found it painful to walk for a week.

by feesdanse June 1, 2011