Hourer 

Used as a way to describe the unhealthy amount of time youve been awake in a funny way

"yo dude i just pulled a 29 hourer"
"i have testicular torsion"

Hourer by Aquaticcaa August 3, 2023

half houser 

When the head of an uncircumcised penis begins to peek out from behind its veil of foreskin.

Judy: WHOA WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
Paul: It is my half houser, throbbing halfway beneath its mighty shield of foreskin and the penetrable area of thou vagin.

half houser by Clitty Clout June 13, 2013

45 miles per hour-er 

Someone who drives at a constant 45 miles per hour, regardless of what the speed limit is on their section of road. They'll happily speed dangerously through a residential area where the limit is 30, and then hold everyone up on a main road where the limit is 60.

"Hey dude, is this guys speedo broken?"

"Nah, he is a 45 miles per hour-er"

"O ryt. What a noob"

45 miles per hour-er by FatSharkSlim June 27, 2009

Houzerdaeben

A shortened version of “How has your day been?”

Hello there, houzerdaeben?

Houzerdaeben by Ilikemakeword421 February 15, 2022

Duke houker

Duke houker to be on ones hands and knees arching back whilst shitting themselves.

Dude what is she doing she's wasted.

Oh she 's just taking a duke houker

Duke houker by Wgijm July 30, 2023

Hourences

Belgian Mapper for Unreal Tournament

Hourences by [DecoY] July 21, 2003

Houser 

Pronounced 'House-er', not 'howser'. A subculture in the late 80's into the 90's, where they became 'ravers'. A houser listened to electronic music, wore baggy pants, pioneers of rave culture, house music festivals, wallet chains, drugs and glowsticks were big.

I am gonna DJ an electronic music party for a bunch of housers and their friends.

Houser by shawnovin June 15, 2008