Hotser

A spectacularly unsuccessful individual whose attempts at popularity or desirability result in conspicuous and often embarrassing failure, thereby elevating their status as a 'loser' to an almost iconic level; one who is intensely and undeniably a failure.

To bad he's such a "Hotser" other wise i'd hit it.

by Justin Connolly November 5, 2025

Horser

A horser is a what ever you want it to be becuase no one knows what a fucking horser is. like what the fuck is a horser like is it a gun or does it mean you got that meat idk

The crackhead at the gas station leans in to ask you: yo you got that horser on you

You: bro what the fuck is a horser

Crackhead: you know what I mean

You: bro wtf

by Horser definiton maker December 11, 2020

horser

Optimus probably misheard the guy lol.

Guy: Hey you got that horser on you.
Optimus:

by Jongulo bunguloj Brongulus III December 11, 2020

hotter than blue blazes

Hotter than blue blazes is a way for hillbilly to say it's hot outside

Ask Priscilla if it's hot out . She said its hotter than blue blazes out there.

by Bearcatkev June 19, 2018

Hotter than Satan's gooch

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

horser

Something that weird-ass nigga at the gas station asks you if you got at 8:30 in the morning.

This motherfucker leans up to me and asks me- and I quote- "do you keep that horser on you?".

by Lil_uwuzivert December 11, 2020

horser

A person that has a horse dick

"bro u got that horser on you"?

by manthatisntman December 11, 2020