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San Fransisco Hot Pocket 

Note: This is a homosexual act. This is when a man puts his own feces into another males ass hole, and then begins intercourse with the males ass, this is known as a San Fransisco Hot Pocket.
That Scot guy gave me the craziest San Fransisco Hot Pocket.

San Francisco hot lunch 

The process where 2 consenting gay men have sex by covering the receivers open mouth with cling film (making a small joy-pocket).

The giver then squats over the receiver and proceeds to fill the joy-pocket full of shit. The giver then fucks the receivers head until he is ready to ejaculate, at which point he releases an uber-thrust and breaks the seal of the joy-pocket, hence, filling the receivers mouth full poo and cum.
1) "If you don't shut your trap, I'll give you a San Francisco hot lunch"
2) "You don't know until you've tried it" "Fancy a San Francisco hot lunch ?"
San Francisco hot lunch by Pete P November 10, 2007

San Francisco Hot Pocket

a moonbounce full of baby oil and gay men; orgy
-You see that san francisco hot pocket at the party last night?
--eww, gross

San Francisco Hot Pocket

The act of one gay man opening his asschecks and then asshole for another gay man to take a shit in. Sometimes also followed by a good ass pounding. A Fetishism
Jamal laid on his back and spread his ass checks and anus to allow Tyrone to take a shit in it before they had anal sex. Thanks you Jamal for letting me give you a San Francisco Hot pocket said Tyrone.

San Francisco Hot Pocket

When a gay man decides to take a shit, freezes it so it can be handled, and proceeds to use it as a dildo with his partner.
That San Francisco hot pocket was amazing last night! Until it started to melt...
San Francisco Hot Pocket by Jax478 October 1, 2009

San Francisco Hot Plate 

When a dude pulls Saran Wrap over his face as his partner shits liquid poo on his face.
Tyler gave me a San Francisco Hot Plate on date night.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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