Hospitals 

Well. If I were a Christian, and I believed there was a Hell, then ANY and ALL hospitals are Hell, Hades, the Abyss, the Pit, Tartarus, etc.

Thank god I've only been to hell once, those devils scare me!

Hospitals by Leiko October 6, 2004

Foundation Hospitals 

Foundation Hospitals are hospitals that are run by charitable trusts. Doctors in these hospitals enjoy excellent pay and working conditions, usually not having to work lengthy hours as much of their work is carried out by volunteers.

The hospitals treat not only human patients, but animals also, and the King Cardiff IV foundation hospital in Wales is known for pioneering work in allowing former Welsh miners to carry out brain surgery on horses. The foundation hospital in Bath, England is well known for its exceptional treatment of patients, who have access to an extensive collection of magazines and television channels, with particular favourites of the patients being monkey porn.

Foundation Hospitals r0x0r your s0x0rz!!

Foundation Hospitals by kodiac1 July 3, 2006

Born in 2 hospitals 

When you’re two faced so each face had to be born in a different hospital

She was definelty born in 2 hospitals

Born in 2 hospitals by TemptingTemple November 30, 2018

Connecticut Valley Hospital

A psych hospital that has been around since the mid 1800's. Use to have thousands of lunatics, maniacs, sociopaths and generally batshit crazy people but in the last few decades has greatly down sized and many of the buildings are empty or being torn down. The ones left are creepy as hell and legend has it there are chains on the walls and all kinds of spooky shit in the basements. Colloquially known as the "Nut House', "Bug House" or "Loony Land", the patients left are mostly junkies, sexual perverts and anti social assholes. Nobody knows what happened to all the lunatics and maniacs.

Connecticut Valley Hospital has some really spooky shit hidden in those basements and attics.

Connecticut Valley Hospital by hnoss March 23, 2017

hospital bike 

Similar to the village bike just the hospital edition. This is the work slut that is known from the top floor to bottom floor, but is known best for her work on the gentleman’s floor. If you run into her in the elevator, the code words are “going down?......which floor?” She will show you what floor she’s getting off on.

Everyone needs to ride or use the hospital bike at some point, so from Doctors on down to pharmacy techs, to research study participants, to bed pan boys...they all get a turn to ride the bike.

Hey they always say Doctors know best, well Dr. Sammy told me to try out the hospital bike tonight. I told him that she has a BF and he said.....”hahaha, yeah She tells him she doesn’t know how to ride a bike. Oh she rides, trust me.”

2. Hey has anyone seen the hospital bike, I’m so horny? Check the floor 5 storage room. I saw her crushing on some silver scat daddy earlier up there. That bike Sure gets a lot of use.

hospital bike by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019

Hospital on Guerrero Street

Fictional hospital in San Francisco where battered women (who deserved it) get sent.

I used to know a girl; she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

Hospital on Guerrero Street by Oh_Hi_Mark June 6, 2013

Wollongong Hospital 

A communal pissing hole, for junkie sluts, and derro crackheads alike.
Random senile plague-ridden ethnic women also frequent the triage waiting room, and sit, rocking, muttering, and hacking up small chunks of their pulmomary system.
The paper-pusher staff are hardened and jaded as a result, and as such have developed a foul contempt for all that enter the waiting room.

Oi, Oi, Acko ya cunt, me n dezza are takin shazza down wollongong hospital cos she had too many pingers ayy. Want me to get on for ya while I'm there?

Wollongong Hospital by Hyperactive Grandpa October 9, 2011