Hosers

Large collection of gay guys

We were in a Canadian hotel, and in the hallways a bunch of feminine guys were making a lot of noise. Keep it down you good for nothing hosers.

by Crazy Canadians November 27, 2012

Lightning Hoses

Spark plug wires

The mice have been chewing on these here lightning hoses.

by bas1563 February 6, 2021

hoser

Hoser: (n) Canadian hockey derogatory term that is similar to the American "idiot" or "loser". It is derived from the pre-zamboni days, where the LOSING team would have to hose down the ice after the game.

Snack on that for lunch, you frickin hoser!

by hot22 May 20, 2007

Hosenscheisser

Someone who shits in his pants; a coward. (German)

"Er war so ein Hosenscheisser, dass er das huebsche Maedchen nicht anreden konnte." (He was such a pants-shitter that he couldn't talk to the cute girl."

by Nicholas December 21, 2002

No Homers Club

1. A club where one Homer is allowed.
2. A message board full of "Simpson" nutcases and weird characters.

"It's No Homers.. we're allowed to have one".

by Friz August 27, 2003

homersexual

A name from one of the prank phone calls that Bart does to Moe on the Simpsons. It is used in season 2, episode 7F15, Principal Charming.

Bart: Hello is Homer there?

Moe: Homer who?

Bart: Homer Sexual.

Moe: Well, one second, let me check. Uhh Homer Sexual. Oh come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual.

Homer: Ha Ha, don't look at me.

Moe: Oh no, You rotten little punk. If I ever get a hold of you I'll sink my teeth into your cheak and rip your face off.

by Linux System Message April 10, 2004

Homersexual

A man who is aroused by the site of beer and doughnuts. Category that originated with Homer Simpson. Any man who bears a strong resemblance in likeness or habit to Homer Simpson.

Any police officer or fireman you have ever met. "He got all homersexual and hit me for grabbing his Boston creme."

by Shane C Gray November 15, 2010