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Lightning Hoses

The mice have been chewing on these here lightning hoses.
Lightning Hoses by bas1563 February 6, 2021
Hoser: (n) Canadian hockey derogatory term that is similar to the American "idiot" or "loser". It is derived from the pre-zamboni days, where the LOSING team would have to hose down the ice after the game.
Snack on that for lunch, you frickin hoser!
hoser by hot22 May 20, 2007

Hosenscheisser

Someone who shits in his pants; a coward. (German)
"Er war so ein Hosenscheisser, dass er das huebsche Maedchen nicht anreden konnte." (He was such a pants-shitter that he couldn't talk to the cute girl."
Hosenscheisser by Nicholas December 21, 2002

No Homers Club 

1. A club where one Homer is allowed.
2. A message board full of "Simpson" nutcases and weird characters.
"It's No Homers.. we're allowed to have one".
No Homers Club by Friz August 27, 2003

homersexual

A name from one of the prank phone calls that Bart does to Moe on the Simpsons. It is used in season 2, episode 7F15, Principal Charming.
Bart: Hello is Homer there?

Moe: Homer who?

Bart: Homer Sexual.

Moe: Well, one second, let me check. Uhh Homer Sexual. Oh come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual.

Homer: Ha Ha, don't look at me.

Moe: Oh no, You rotten little punk. If I ever get a hold of you I'll sink my teeth into your cheak and rip your face off.

Homersexual

A man who is aroused by the site of beer and doughnuts. Category that originated with Homer Simpson. Any man who bears a strong resemblance in likeness or habit to Homer Simpson.
Any police officer or fireman you have ever met. "He got all homersexual and hit me for grabbing his Boston creme."
Homersexual by Shane C Gray November 15, 2010