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Horsepistol 

(noun) a redneck term referring to a long term medical facility, modern day hospital, a place where injured people seek care
"Great papaw Ulyss is in the horsepistol again with a broken hip after gettin into another fist fight with Aunt Mavis."
Horsepistol by Mistin March 4, 2009

hometits 

"What's shakin', hometits?"
"Me and my hometits did the wild rumpus last night."
"I love my hometits!"
hometits by isleofthieves February 16, 2010
Grapping right above the knee and sqauizing really hard
Alexander gave Frederik a horsebite yesterday now he cant walk straight
Horsebite by Johnny B. Goode January 4, 2008

horsepital 

That horse looks pretty ill. We have to take it to the horsepital.
horsepital by DarknessChild December 17, 2012

Horsenuts 

Vulgar Slang

Noun: Nonsense, Lies, or Exaggerated talk or writing

Synonyms: Bullshit, Malarkey, Rubbish, Baloney, Crap
The Doctor said my bill from today's medical check up is going to $2,023.25. That's horsenuts if he thinks I am going to pay that!
Horsenuts by Blackmafia72 May 25, 2023

Horse Tits

A name commonly yelled out in anger or distress.
Shes Pregnant?!?! AHHH HORSE TITS!!!!
Horse Tits by Gage Butch September 2, 2010