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A term that can replace the word shoot or sh*t
As his project started to fall apart he screamed "Horsetits"
Horsetits by kendrick peterson October 17, 2011
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Horsepistol 

(noun) a redneck term referring to a long term medical facility, modern day hospital, a place where injured people seek care
"Great papaw Ulyss is in the horsepistol again with a broken hip after gettin into another fist fight with Aunt Mavis."
Horsepistol by Mistin March 4, 2009

hometits 

"What's shakin', hometits?"
"Me and my hometits did the wild rumpus last night."
"I love my hometits!"
hometits by isleofthieves February 16, 2010
Grapping right above the knee and sqauizing really hard
Alexander gave Frederik a horsebite yesterday now he cant walk straight
Horsebite by Johnny B. Goode January 4, 2008

horsepital 

That horse looks pretty ill. We have to take it to the horsepital.
horsepital by DarknessChild December 17, 2012

Horsenuts 

Vulgar Slang

Noun: Nonsense, Lies, or Exaggerated talk or writing

Synonyms: Bullshit, Malarkey, Rubbish, Baloney, Crap
The Doctor said my bill from today's medical check up is going to $2,023.25. That's horsenuts if he thinks I am going to pay that!
Horsenuts by Blackmafia72 May 25, 2023

Horse Tits

A name commonly yelled out in anger or distress.
Shes Pregnant?!?! AHHH HORSE TITS!!!!
Horse Tits by Gage Butch September 2, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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