horsetist 

When you are mean to a horse >:(

Man 1:that dude is such a horsetist
Man 2:yeah I know right!

horsetist by SanderFnafside January 8, 2021

Horsepistol 

(noun) a redneck term referring to a long term medical facility, modern day hospital, a place where injured people seek care

"Great papaw Ulyss is in the horsepistol again with a broken hip after gettin into another fist fight with Aunt Mavis."

Horsepistol by Mistin March 4, 2009

Horsebite

Grapping right above the knee and sqauizing really hard

Alexander gave Frederik a horsebite yesterday now he cant walk straight

Horsebite by Johnny B. Goode January 4, 2008

horsepital 

A hospital for horses.

That horse looks pretty ill. We have to take it to the horsepital.

horsepital by DarknessChild December 17, 2012

horsefish 

Alternative name for seahorse.

"Those little horsefish look real cute with their horsey heads and curley tail."
"Yeah. Most people call them 'seahorses' by the way"
"Oh yeah..."

horsefish by robcraine December 20, 2005

Housetastic 

Adjective used to describe fantastic house music.

The Black Eyed Peas song ' I Got a Feelin' is housetastic.

Housetastic by DJ Everett July 2, 2009

horsebite

To grab a fleshy part on another's body, particularly on the underside of the upper arm, squeeze tightly, and then pull your fingers loose without loosening one's grip. Creates a bruise identical in appearance to the one produced by the bite of a horse.

Mr. Jones sent Bill to the office for giving other kids horsebites, noting that such severe bruising could cause blood clots.

horsebite by Rod Brock August 1, 2006