Horsecockery

Horsecockery (noun):
Blind, full-volume confidence applied to a terrible idea — executed with maximum effort, zero self-awareness, and no regard for reality.
Not stupidity… stupidity with intensity

“No belt, no spotter, no clue — just raw confidence and elite-level horsecockery.”

by Horsecocking January 12, 2026

horsefuckery

Something utterly ridiculous or bizarre and absurd.

What kind of horsefuckery do we have here?

by The Grunt January 8, 2015

Horse Cockery

A deliberate and obviously embellished statement; bullshit; when met with an Horse Cockerish remark the only respnse can be "I fuckin doubt it"

If Donaldson continues to spread his horse cockery we reserve the right to fuck him up

by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011

Horsecocked

to get screwed over.

breaks mom totally Horsecocked him last night when she asked him to take out the trash while he was playing sonic 06.

by Lethal Lahoodat November 2, 2013

Horsefuckery

Descriptive noun for behavior that is ridiculous. Less silly than "tomfoolery" and with 10% more fuckery.

I can't believe he used that vuvuzela during the strategy meeting! That is next-level horsefuckery!

by PeldarBoom March 24, 2023

Horse cockery

Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit

Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes

Bro that's fucking horse cockery

by LeFishe September 4, 2020

Horsecocked

To lose the girl to the man with the largest penis in the room.

I totally would have banged her last night but I was Horsecocked by Johnny.

by SSM239 January 1, 2020