Horse Charley

When you try to give someone a charley horse but fail so your hand cramps instead.

Person 1: "Oh shit I just got a horse charley!"

Person 2: "You should have hit them harder so they'd have a charley horse."

Horse Charley by fr00tl00pb0i May 1, 2019

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charley horse

a painful muscular cramp

Makoto: loraz's checkup is finished, he's in good working order.
doc: *gripes in pain screaming*
Usagi: what's going on, doc? and for goodness sake, speak the lord's English!
Doc: I have a severe Charley Horse in my left knee
Makoto: ouch.
doc: ouch is right, li'l miss goodwrench!
loraz: *laughing hysterically*

charley horse by Stupidly Sophisticated December 24, 2013

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James Charley Horse

A James Charley Horse is a cramp in your lips, usually from holding your lips in a weird position.

I got a James Charley Horse from waiting for you to take the picture!

James Charley Horse by the lip expert May 2, 2019

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Karmic Charley Horse

When you give someone a Charley Horse, and later on in the day, week, month, year, etc. you yourself get a Charley Horse that hurts twice as much as the one you gave the original person.

Yeah, it's a Karmic Charley Horse that came back around after you gave one to Danny last Christmas

Karmic Charley Horse by fetchethmesomenourishment** November 29, 2010

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Charley Horse Clambake

When a bunch of stinky lesbians get together and have an orgy.

go watch some lesbians then you'll know what a charley horse clambake is.....

Charley Horse Clambake by thene0niki April 21, 2009

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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