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Horressed 

When you're both horny and depressed due to a recent pussy drought
Chase: Bro Andrew you good?
Andrew: Nah, I get no pussy I'm hella horressed.

Post Drinking Hornies 

A medical condition (not-yet-scientifically classified) whereby a person gets unusually horny following an epic drinking binge. Side effects include an uncontrollable desire for coitus and/or masturbation. This phenomenon is particularly unusual because the patient is generally suffering simultaneously from the normal side effects of overindulging in alcohol consumption.

One possible explanation for this is that the body is releasing large quantities of testosterone / growth hormones in an effort to heal the body from the effects of partying. This can also be referred to in short as PDH.
You go on a bachelor party vacation to Cabo San Lucus or Las Vegas. Say you drink Thursday-Saturday night non-stop. On Sunday, and possibly even Monday, you may feel extremely horny. This is what is referred to as "The Post Drinking Hornies".

Nick Harries 

a norweigan sparrow with a rather big nose and a monobrow
corr that was a big bird

init bloody nick harries
Nick Harries by doggy123456 December 8, 2010

Look at all the little horsies

A state of being. When you are ugly, annoying, and want attention you classify as a "Look at all the little horsies". So then you proclaim this to the world.
I was bored and wanted attention so I proclaimed, "Look at all the little horsies". It ended up working!

ISO Hornies

Crypto investors who are infatuated with ISO 20022. Disinterested in all other messaging standards. Lose focus easily in a conversation. Likely to enter into a state of rage if the words 'market cap' are uttered in their presence.
When ISO 20022 is activated and nothing happens to price, ISO Hornies are gonna be devastated.
ISO Hornies by HodlZ March 20, 2023