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1) A phonological variant of the English word "Horses" (n.)
2) The act of lobotomizing someone with an erect penis (v.)
1) Awh, look at the horsies!
2) Dude, did you hear that Jacob was horsied the other night?
horsies by Older Old Greg October 27, 2013
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Look at all the little horsies

A state of being. When you are ugly, annoying, and want attention you classify as a "Look at all the little horsies". So then you proclaim this to the world.
I was bored and wanted attention so I proclaimed, "Look at all the little horsies". It ended up working!

Clip-Clop Horsies 

Visual and audio definition of 4 legged equine creatures for much hilarity and entertainment
"Back in Medievil times when we used to ride on clip-clop horsies"
Clip-Clop Horsies by InkLovesWushu January 20, 2020

horseshoes and handgrenades 

The only time/s that almost actually counts.
Mark: "I almost beat that guy!"
John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades."

set horses 

"She and I just don't set horses."
set horses by Ms. Pat December 21, 2006
Hoesies are a popular group on twitter. Together they spread trends in order to cure boredom caused by lockdown, They're born leaders. They are best known for partnering with a mint company, Altoid, as seen on their twitter to promote LGBT ship, Hosie.
"Hey did you see the newest trend set by the hoesies?"
Hoesies by hoesie July 17, 2020

Golden Horseshoe 

The object that propels NASCAR drivers to victory when placed in their anus.
You know he's going to win the race today. He's got the Golden Horseshoe up his ass.
Golden Horseshoe by OnTourIn12 February 28, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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