Horressed

When you're both horny and depressed due to a recent pussy drought

Chase: Bro Andrew you good?
Andrew: Nah, I get no pussy I'm hella horressed.

by Theduckthatdefinesshit November 1, 2019

Horroused

When something is both arrousing and horrifying at the same time, it can be more horrifying or more arrousing or perfectly in between, but it still counts as being horrousing.

Friend: OH MY GOD THATS HORRIBLE...No wait its actually a bit arrousing..no horrifying...I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
Me: Are you Horroused.
Friend: Yeah that works.

American Dad Episode where Steve grows huge sexy breasts.

Movie Doghouse where there are some sexy female undead, zombies.

by Yatezey July 10, 2012

hornpressed

The feeling of being horny and depressed. Such as after a breakup or an amazing one night stand.

Man I'm so hornpressed, I'm probably going to lay and bed and jerk off all day.

by Zer0_D4y September 24, 2018

Hapressed

happy depressed depression happiness

I’m happy, but not satisfied. I’m hapressed.

by jjmoney18 August 1, 2018

hepressed

Same thing as Depressed but about Harry Styles.

D(epressed) + (H)arry

= Hepressed

“This Hrought is making me hepressed, i miss harry so much”

by onlyangel August 9, 2018

Hapressed

Hapressed is when your Happy and Depressed.

Hi, I’m Bella and I’m Hapressed.

by Hey I’m just describing her. December 8, 2019

Horrected

When a bitch says some hoe-ass nonsense and it actually makes some sort of logical sense to you.

Grabbing the balls actually does help, Susan. I apologize for doubting you, and I stand horrected.

by Kricket130 August 11, 2020