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Horressed 

When you're both horny and depressed due to a recent pussy drought
Chase: Bro Andrew you good?
Andrew: Nah, I get no pussy I'm hella horressed.
Horressed by Theduckthatdefinesshit November 1, 2019
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Horroused 

When something is both arrousing and horrifying at the same time, it can be more horrifying or more arrousing or perfectly in between, but it still counts as being horrousing.
Friend: OH MY GOD THATS HORRIBLE...No wait its actually a bit arrousing..no horrifying...I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
Me: Are you Horroused.
Friend: Yeah that works.

American Dad Episode where Steve grows huge sexy breasts.

Movie Doghouse where there are some sexy female undead, zombies.
Horroused by Yatezey July 10, 2012

hornpressed 

The feeling of being horny and depressed. Such as after a breakup or an amazing one night stand.
Man I'm so hornpressed, I'm probably going to lay and bed and jerk off all day.
hornpressed by Zer0_D4y September 24, 2018

Hapressed 

I’m happy, but not satisfied. I’m hapressed.
Hapressed by jjmoney18 August 1, 2018

hepressed 

Same thing as Depressed but about Harry Styles.

D(epressed) + (H)arry

= Hepressed
“This Hrought is making me hepressed, i miss harry so much”
hepressed by onlyangel August 9, 2018

Hapressed 

Hapressed is when your Happy and Depressed.
Hi, I’m Bella and I’m Hapressed.
When a bitch says some hoe-ass nonsense and it actually makes some sort of logical sense to you.
Grabbing the balls actually does help, Susan. I apologize for doubting you, and I stand horrected.
Horrected by Kricket130 August 11, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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