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An ironic euphemism for the word horny, which means someone desperately wants to have sex, or wants to feel sexual pleasure. Sometimes, when the word horny is a little too much in some contexts, stick with the word hornful.
"This man won't stop trying to get her number, and he doesn't even know her. How can someone be so damn hornful?"
Hornful by Neoslayer November 2, 2021
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When you are so hungover that you want to die, yet simultaneously so horny you could drill through the mattress, & your body doesn'the know how to handle it....that's "hornfused"!
"Baby I want you so bad, my cock is like a piece of steel, but I am about to die from this hangover. I am soooo Hornfused!?!
hornfused by Pringles & Pieces January 22, 2016
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horafull 

use when something is worse than awful but a little better than horrible.
That math test to day was horafull.
horafull by ronay1352 May 21, 2010
An adjective to describe being horny.
You telling me that you were masturbating made me hornyful
hornyful by Bboy Luz August 2, 2006
very, very bad in conversation.
What he just said was downright horifull.
horifull by Shookcreared December 31, 2017
That game was horiful.
horiful by daShnoz January 25, 2024

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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