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An extremely rare form of comedy that includes a process of which someone purposely misspells certain arrangements of words to sound like a similar but incorrect word to where it makes no sense, but it's similar enough to put together and know what they mean. It is derived from someone trying to say the phrase, "Bon appétit" and spelling it incorrectly.

The phrase "Bone apple teeth" originates from the internet people mimicking said phrase, following with an image of disturbing looking food, sometimes accompanied with the name of the food also altered in this method.

Some examples could
Person 1: "I have lack toast and toddler ants, so I can't drink milk."

Person 2: "The hell?"

Person 3: "He's bone apple teething"

Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, Jim"
by Neoslayer November 19, 2021
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A blanket term for people who say fucked up things, so they can use the word to back down after they get called out for saying said fucked up things.
"That thing I said about slavery last week in bad faith last week was a joke bro, quit being such a snowflake!"
by Neoslayer December 9, 2022
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Adj. Akin to the colloquial term of Homophobia -

Exhibiting prejudice, discrimination, and bias-driven antagonism towards individuals based on their sexual orientation, especially those identifying as gay, lesbian, or queer, who may belong to marginalized group.

Such attitudes are often fueled by unfounded beliefs and unreasonably attached to societal norms and stereotypes, leading to the perpetuation of harmful biases and exclusionary behaviors.

For those in denial of their homophobia, who love to proclaim, "I'm not scared of the gays! I'm not homophobic! Homophobia isn't a real word, it's just 'phobia' which means fear!"

Introducing them to the term: Gaycist. It's an easily understandable alternative that even the most befuddled among these people should USUALLY not struggle to grasp. No fear involved, just blatant prejudice.

This term highlights the connections between racism and homophobia, allowing certain self aware individuals to acknowledge "phobia" isn't just about fear or lack of understanding, but also to reflect on the systemic and unjust treatment they get.
Guy 1: How am I homophobic? You don't see me crying and trembling when I see a gay lmao. I just don't agree with their life choices.

Guy 2: Oh I see, you're one of those guys. How about gaycist? seems fitting to me.
by Neoslayer July 17, 2023
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A contemptuous term for a contemptible person behaving in a seemingly contemptible manner.
Shut the hell up, you chodewit.

(Made by Neoslayer)
by Neoslayer December 12, 2017
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An ironic euphemism for the word horny, which means someone desperately wants to have sex, or wants to feel sexual pleasure. Sometimes, when the word horny is a little too much in some contexts, stick with the word hornful.
"This man won't stop trying to get her number, and he doesn't even know her. How can someone be so damn hornful?"
by Neoslayer November 3, 2021
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A widely misunderstood internet facial emoticon used to express overwhelming cuteness or happiness. The letters arranged form a face with closed eyes. However, it is also frequently used as a reaction that can also be used as thankfulness, agreement, satisfaction, acknowledgement, confidence, reassurance, respect, relatability and so on.

Although emoticons like this may not be suitable for many types of professional conversations, it has an easy spot in many casual, fun, lighthearted conversations in online games or other platforms.

Unfortunately, due to media's spreading of false narratives, slander and stereotypes towards members of the Furry Fandom, it is regarded as a "cursed emoticon" by ignorant people. One popular case had the inclusion of this emoticon along with OwO, (which was initially a sexual roleplay joke which massively attributed to the current stigmas furries face daily.)
Context: One person likes a post on another person's Instagram page.
Person 1: "I love your work, keep it up! ^_^"
Person 2: "Thank you! UwU"

Example 2 - cute costume in a game
Person 1: "Lol, that's adorable."
Person 2: "UwU"
by Neoslayer March 13, 2021
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When a someone initially makes it look like you have a chance with them by making advances or flirting and you fall for it, but it turns out they were joking, or just using you for personal gain.

Blueballs or loner boner.

Usually, everyone except the one affected notices that the victim probably has rose-tinted glasses on in this situation.
Person 1: Man, that girl Katelyn really just took my money and left me.

Person 2: I told you to stop whipping out that clown meat and break it off with her, but you didn't listen
by Neoslayer July 24, 2021
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