Hornese

The language you speak when you're horny. Typically consisting of euphemisms and double entendres.

That girl asked me if I wanted to hide the salami. Talk about speaking hornese.

by Chandler Fox January 3, 2022

hotnese

A hot Asian girl of initially indeterminable race.

"Is she Korean or Japanese? She looks kinda Chinese." Hmmm...all I know is she's hotnese.

by Franchise756 November 20, 2007

hornest

Direct speech, straightforward approach in regards to sex and longing.
This term is a mix of horny and honest

-"I'm gon' be hornest with you...I want to fuck you now"

-I hate my day. I want a penis. Do you have one?
-wow, that was hornest!

etc.

by majority May 22, 2014

Car-Horn-Ese

The most simple, yet complex language, with an estimated 1,400,000,000 speakers worldwide. The language is used via one word - honk, with meaning derived from context. A loud honk at a green light typically expresses anger at a driver for not going fast enough, while a soft honk at a pedestrian is usually a polite request to walk faster.

Car 1: HONK!!!

Car 2: Honk?

Car 3: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!

News reporter: That there is a demonstration of Car-Horn-Ese

by KorokDude August 28, 2023

Hornysexual

A change in the sexual behavior, preference, or quality standards of an individual based on how long it has been since they have had sex.

I used to be straight, but I haven't been laid in over a month so I am now hornysexual - anyone as long as I can have sex!
I used to have standards, but I haven't had sex in almost a year, so now I'm hornysexual.
I had a long dry spell, but I turned hornysexual, and had sex with a grandmother the next day!

by ABQ Thesaurus Rex January 30, 2019

Hornsea

Handsome-town, H-town, Horny-ville, (whatever you want to call it) is a lovely seaside town in East Yorkshire. It is famous for its: fish and chips, pubs, sport teams and the greatest nightclub in the UK.....FLORAL!

Hornsea

by Ricky 'Decks'ter August 27, 2012

horneeze

that feeling when you're gonna sneeze but you dont sneeze and you feel like sneezing really bad aka horny for sneeze

'hey what's up with you?'
'man i'm horneeze'
'God, i hate that feeling'

*you're gonna sneeze and someone interupts you*
'goddamit shakeel you made me horneeze, now that sneeze's never gonna happen'
'gee, sorry mate'

by Xxxquickscope420xxX September 8, 2014