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Housesexual
A person that is sexually attracted to homes of anyone usually when it is empty or one of their own.
Their technique is usually sticking their penetrator into vents or anything it will fit in that arouses them sexually.
Women on the other hand use whatever will fit in their Grand Canyon to arouse them.
Their technique is usually sticking their penetrator into vents or anything it will fit in that arouses them sexually.
Women on the other hand use whatever will fit in their Grand Canyon to arouse them.
Housesexual by Memesader March 30, 2019
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Horse Sex!
common rebuttal of animal equality and equal status of animals used by vegans - especially when referencing the work of animal activists who attempt to "rescue" animals by stealing them from private farms.
"If other animals are the same as humans, then you are implying that there is no difference in having sexual relations with a badger or a human female.....that's horse sex!"
Horse Sex! by BuddyJoe October 22, 2018
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