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HIGH AS FUUUUUUCKKK
“Why’re you laughing so much? It’s cause you’re hooted!”
Hooted by Itsbillybadasss September 26, 2019
Words you can keep
to do something stupid, to mess something up
Jack really hooted up a storm last night
Hooted by mikeymikeallday June 8, 2011
Verb
Similar to laughing but more expressive. Often used when talking about an inside joke or laughing about a viral video.
Person 1: “Dude did you see that new video it’s my favourite thing?”
Person 2: “Omg it was so funny. I hooted”
Hooted by Leafmealoneee March 5, 2019

Hooted puusdu 

Young redneck lad, usually trashed, livin in the boonies, and most likely has a turbo tattoo.
Look at that hooted puusdu in the ralliart!
Hooted puusdu by Crazymechanic227 August 25, 2017

Hooted your last holler 

Using up your last resource. Synonym: burned your last bridge.
I’m done! You’ve hooted your last holler!

Hooters Restaurant 

A half-way house for strippers. A business chain that allows females to promote their bodies for tips based upon tits, but clothed.

Hooters Restaurant is a safe haven for strippers who found religion, but want to remain in the 'tips for tits' business. Also, allows females to experiment if their sweater monkeys are marketable to go clothed free.
There goes single mom Helen to work at Hooters Restaurant to support her three children. She found religion and quit dancing naked. She now wears a belly shirt, shorts and carries chicken wings and beer in her cleavage for tips.
Hooters Restaurant by mikeverdill August 18, 2009

Hooked the cables to 

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.
Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.
Hooked the cables to by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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