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Hoopshine 

Someone who tries extremely hard to impress another person. Often to the point that it’s uncomfortable and obvious they are trying too hard to impress.
Look at James, he’s being such a hoopshine to the new girl today.
Hoopshine by Guruswami November 4, 2021
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Hoopshine 

Someone who tries extremely hard to impress another person. Often to the point that it’s uncomfortable and obvious they are trying too hard to impress.
Look at James, he’s being such a hoopshine to the new girl today.
Hoopshine by Guruswami November 4, 2021

Hoopshine 

Someone who tries extremely hard to impress others. Often to the point that it’s uncomfortable and obvious.
Look at James, he’s being such a hoopshine to the new girl today.
Hoopshine by Guruswami November 4, 2021
That which is of or pertaining to big dickedness, especially a phallus of 11 3/4" length. Also: a giant wang. Big meat special. The real deal. Complete satisfaction.
Sean's dick is so big! What a hooshie!
Hooshie by Lukey luke April 2, 2009

holeshiner

the action a police officer (or other in authority) performs when searching the alleged criminal's posterior for weapons and/or paraphernalia. Usually involves latex gloves and a flashlight, hence "holeshiner".
Person 1:"Dang dude, that cop has that guy laying down on the hood of his car with his pants down!"

Person 2: "Yeah, he's definately geting a holeshiner"
holeshiner by SeymoreButts5150 November 13, 2007

Homeshine 

A very good friend that brightens your day just as you see them.
Pronounced: Home Shine

Homie + Sunshine = homeshine
Homeshine by homeshine April 12, 2009

Hoopsies 

When you shoot a basketball and miss.
*shoots basketball* *misses*
Lebron; Hoopsies!
Hoopsies by SuperDupe218 October 17, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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